I saw a party flyer for the 8th annual Faux Queen Pagent, benefitting SF Sex Info and The Women's Community Clinic. It's a contest open to all genetically challenged drag queens and will be judged on drag, talent and personality. I love it. Only in San Francisco! (Well, hopefully not but probably so -- we are the most open-minded, gender-bendingest city I've ever had the pleasure of living in)
I should strap on my detachable penis and enter the Faux T-Girl Pageant. I'm serious. I definitely have a penis in my brain (OK so I'm copying Madonna -- she said it first in her hot coffee table photo book SEX, but it works for me too ;-)